Loreson

Character Information
Loreson is the fellow at the beginning and the main reason the fold your socks universe exist

he did fuck his mom one time but we dont talk about that and some other wacky shit like being a trap from time to time which can be hot fuck how do i delete this text im too retarded to know now right now.

he only has one eye the other is just a hole so you could probably fuck it or hide some shit in there. he also has some nice hats one being the captain hat and the other being the most popular loreson's flamenco

Boomdini's Somewhat Retarded Scientology.
you know they usually say that the weird ass D4C face is a mask. but in reality its apart of him, its sort of like a really big toenail, he has to clip his "ears" to prevent them from growing too much. not only that but somehow hair manages to protrude from the top and sides, which means theres something under that little toenail face of his. Adolf hitler? Osama bin Laden? Half life 3? We'll never know until we blow his face clean off

Loreson's Immense hatred of Boomdini
Loreson does not like Boomdini one bit, Canonically Loreson is making only 40 thousand as a lawyer when he should be making a 7 figure Salary. But due to Boomdini existing, Boomdini took loresons main role and beats loreson at his job every single time. Loreson hates Boomdini. Boomdini Noted - "Fuck you Too Then."