Expedia Von Figgerson

Description
Expedia Von Figgerson is an overweight scientist who has a surprisingly large amount of knowledge in computers and artificial intelligence.

Personal Life
Mr. Figgerson lives in a trailer park with his son, Johnathan Figgerson. He is usually either building useless machines, hanging out with Johnathan, or making love to his wife, Bertha, a 1984 Lincoln Town Car that hasn't run in 20 years.

Trivia
He is legally married to a 1984 Lincoln Town Car, who he named "Beth."

He uses his technological skills for usually petty reasons, as his son, Johnathan Figgerson, was created specifically to spite the wife of Mayor Sharp, Kocckinu Sharp.

To avoid being arrested due violating "The Betagen Protection Law," he blackmailed Matt Sharp with the one time he blew him in a horse mask.